90s Style Slap Braclets!

New and impoved formula! More comfortable than ever! Each one is hand painted and sealed by your dear ol' Uncool Randy himself. Most represent a joke of mine, some are just for fun. I can make you a custom one if you ask me to. I'm not trying to geezer out, but I'm not paying all these bullshit fees for "online storefronts" or "payment processing" or "online shopping carts" or any other gobblety-guk. I'm Uncool Randy, player. Infact, my username EVERYWHERE is UncoolRandy: Cashapp, Venmo (0359), PayPal. Get them at a show, or do this:

 

  1. Put your name, address, and which braclet(s) you want in the email form below then hit send. Also indicate your username on the payment method if it's different than your name.
     
  2. Send me the gift of money on Cashapp, Venmo, or PayPal and I'll mail the bracelet to you.

 

It's "pay what you can" so if you're destitute or something, send a nominal amount. Otherwise, fork it over, moneybags. Give Uncool Randy a little taste... Yo. just keep in mind I have to buy the blank white bracelets and paintin' supplies, paint the little motherfuckers, seal them, and now you're telling me I gotta mail em' too?

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